caught with his
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pants down, doing
things best unsaid.
Ra and Zues
were communing with
Wolverine, Gandalf and
a rabbi at
a gaming convention.
A man walks
in wearing a
explosive vest and
a turbin, yelling
"FOR NARNIA!" Clearly,
his lion fetish
goes far beyond
Wizard of Oz,
or even Voltron,
however, Kimba was
Not pleased, Aslan,
wearing a fetching
red tuxedo, laced
his boots and
sauntered off to
the slaughterhouse in
a mood reminiscent