and galaxy renown
Three Word Story
one and only
Lieutenant Kettch. This
was a disaster
Because he'd forgotten
the keys to
his chastity belt
; however, the rust
chaffed on his
Auto thrusting rocket.
(Insert sex joke)
and anti-seized nuts
which looked like
sad cherry blossoms
wilting with a
shade of woe
thrown in for
heavily medicated amusement
which results in
fantastic hallucinations and
rather explosive orgies.
The resulting mess
was worse than
the great panda
poo of '87.