Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

fans of Branded.

Anyhoo, Betty Boo

was just doing

the Suzie Q

at the barbeque

. Suddenly, seventy two

trombones led the

big parade. With

Indiana Jones. But

Commander Shepard booed.

Then everyone got

drunk and naked

and played twister.

A tiny vial

of live midichlorian

was poured into

Commander Shepard's butt

Who farted lightning

and died suddenly

. The black market

was abuzz with

Shepard death sticks,

Edited by Eyegor

Commander thunder box,

and live grenades.

The grenades were