Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

while John Cleese

accosted storm troopers

with a branch.

Rollerskating women chased

Han and Chewie

off a cliff.

They flew like

a wounded Falcon

flew 12 parsecs

just missing the

Crack of Doom.

After three years

the Falcon was

found inside a

Exogorth. Han was

shooting forth fireballs

from his fingertips

and lightning bolts

"Hello Darkness my

old friend," said

Lobot, as he

was rocking the

slap bass, alongside

General Grievous's bongos

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