Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

"Eight Word Story"...

Said the troll

in Hogwarts toilets

. The end grew

another two inches

now it's XXX

but still mini.

Flabbergast! Ahoy hoy

hoy! Hooo weee!

Cried the startled

Freshly waxed Ewok

. Lieutenant Kettch was

feeling depressed so

he took some

children from their

games consoles and

hurled their bodies

out an airlock

and watched, as

their lungs were

frozen and destroyed.

This turned grim

dark, leading to

burning miniature collections

in epic RAAAAAAGGE!