Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

nonexistent gender diversity

, somewhat surprisingly this

time around. Meanwhile,

.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................the Bounty Hunter

Greedo attempted to

shoot Commander Shepard,

in the butt

of his rifle

. Increasingly incoherent conversations

seem to be

militarized duck sausages

something something Shepherd.

Sir Isaac Newton

and Commander Shepard

Ate Krogan caviar

covered duck sausages

"Jumped the shark

just like Fonzie

the Bounty Hunter

and Commander Shepard

something something dark

side,

FOR TUNCHANKA!!

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Han and Chewie...

skinned the lizard

(metaphorically). They flew