Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

, little baby ducks,

quackin softly in

utero, and poetry.

Drawing his blaster,

in slow motion

he killed himself.

He woke up

next to Shepard.

the sheep master.

On another planet

dressed in rag.

Mass Effect was

amazing, except for

the bounty hunter

and Femsheps romance,

which led to

a woeful thread.

"Shepard." said Wrex

"wrecks Star Wars."

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

Nobody should EVER

use four words.

"wrecks Star-Wars threads."

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Death Star toilets

make great helmets

and strong necks!

Mumm-Ra stood motionless...