Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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bar was packed.

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It was then

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taken over by

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an errant mayfly.

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which proboscis adjusted

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rhythmically to the

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funky fresh beats

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of Darth Vader's

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dubstep Bith choir

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and boot scooting

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Imperial March Remix.

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It went platinum.

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And then it

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became "uncool". Hipsters.

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"I just don't...

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think I can

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justify any more

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shaving Wookies fetishes

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, but bald Wookiees

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make for great

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Muppets and Fraggles

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, but poor Skeksis.

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"It looks bigger"

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muttered Gandalf, while

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inspecting Saruman's staff.