Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

I think I'll

become a flowerpot

and throw myself

into a blackhole.

"Life is bliss,"

read the poster

said Aurthur Dent!

The bounty hunter

shot Han dead.

End of story.

The infinite epilogue

Lots it's direction

with grammar police

going on strike.

The Punctuation Punishers

lost "they're way's"

, acquiring Target Locks

Edited by FTS Gecko

on the " 's "

and rogue apostrophes

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

. The "Tournament Director"

had small hands

and you know

that Donald Trump

is irrelevant. The

election favors Chewbacca.