Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Theologians to taste

tastebuds. Tortilla toasties

turned tough, this

they thought to

terrorize transylvanian tastebuds

. Thankfully the thermal

Underware protected the

Tauntauns from being

visually too offensive

, the smell however

was inexplicably delicious

. BBQ Tauntaun is

a rare treat.

So Darth Vader

opened a restaurant

called "Chokin' Chicken"

where he force-fried

Ewoks into crispy

Ewok McVader Nuggets

. Darth Vader's nuggets

tasted like wookies.

The wookie cooks

were captured by

Bossk, who proceeded

to slaughter them