Theologians to taste
Three Word Story
tastebuds. Tortilla toasties
turned tough, this
they thought to
terrorize transylvanian tastebuds
. Thankfully the thermal
Underware protected the
Tauntauns from being
visually too offensive
, the smell however
was inexplicably delicious
. BBQ Tauntaun is
a rare treat.
So Darth Vader
opened a restaurant
called "Chokin' Chicken"
where he force-fried
Ewoks into crispy
Ewok McVader Nuggets
. Darth Vader's nuggets
tasted like wookies.
The wookie cooks
were captured by
Bossk, who proceeded
to slaughter them