Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

producing tears of

battery acid. Something

, something, dark side"

Stewie babbled darkly.

Elsewhere, Yoda contemplated

the Bounty Hunter's

disturbingly effeminate musk

rat. It was

always in heat.

Until it mutated

and developed amazing

Indian curry recipes

Edited by FTS Gecko

, most of which

quite tasty. Yoda

had a way

to build muscle

eating only vegatables!

he sauteed them

in Huttese exudation

and human flesh.

Seasoned with melange.

Potently malodorous, it

prolongues life. Spice

given to Ewoks

makes them green