Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

?" "Do you accept

Christ as your

Uber driver?" Yes

do you want

Edited by killakan

fries with that?

" Still no gunboat

going up river

in barbedwire cannoe

Edited by Space Cadet

, not to Cambodia!?!"

With the top

Sergeant smoking a

Thai Buddha bud

while eating tzatziki

"Him or me."

It was pants.

The sequel was

much, much worse.

So bad that

Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't

get to the

choppa, instead he

waxed his Assault

Predator/terminator hybrid,

it responded badly.

with slapping him