or dyslexic lawyers
Three Word Story
that's-true-hyphens-don't-count-at-all-no-I-agree-grammar-nazis-reign-supreme
that's-true-hyphens-don't-count-at-all-no-I-agree-grammar-nazis-reign-supreme
THAT'S FOURTEEN WORDS!!!

PENALTY, UNSPORTING CONDUCT
Story mode continued :
Once upon a
shooting Death Star
, there live a
tribe of Ewoks
. They worshipped golden
balls David Beckham
wears around his
"manchester themed" purse.
IG-88 arrived with
Paul Scholes and
a dwarf Wookie
dressed as a
gender-confused Ewok
insurance salesman. He
offered a deal
"Him or me?"
"How much?", enquired
the bounty hunter
"The question is
in what currency