Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

However the bartender

refused to serve

in the military

or any drinks

to the military

or anyone else

. Twirling her drink,

she glassed the

a storm trooper

never misses the

flow of grammar

, unlike the poorly

formatted sentences of

Yoda. He does

well not speak.

Wise is he

who fumbles not

with his lightsabre

or in football

nomenclature, his pig-skin.

The bounty hunter

laughed at Yoda

nomenclature, his pig-skin.

. That's four words!!

That hyphen doesn't

disturb bounty hunters!