Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Mara Jade and

Leia's shared G-string

shaped sling-shot.

Luke grew tired

of blue milk,

G-string panties and

shaved transgender Wookies

. He then ventured

back to Walmart

to buy guns.

and went postal

aka "high school"

Musical in Space"

Zack Effron choked

on a bone

the bounty hunter

, in G-string panties,

danced for Leia

then ****** her.

Meanwhile back at

Rancor base HQ

feeding time turned

ugly as Zsinj

was greedily dismembered

by hungry Rancors