Mara Jade and
Three Word Story
Leia's shared G-string
shaped sling-shot.
Luke grew tired
of blue milk,
G-string panties and
shaved transgender Wookies
. He then ventured
back to Walmart
to buy guns.
and went postal
aka "high school"
Musical in Space"
Zack Effron choked
on a bone
the bounty hunter
, in G-string panties,
danced for Leia
then ****** her.
Meanwhile back at
Rancor base HQ
feeding time turned
ugly as Zsinj
was greedily dismembered
by hungry Rancors