Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

and VHS formats

, but its best

medium were laserdiscs.

on wide screen

in HD. Sales

Droids were pushy

, offering 2-4-3 'deals'

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

(They were lying!)

No one fell

for the trick.

Take my money

, but do not

take my innocence!"...

or my betamax.

Rumor has it

the bounty hunter

was caught with

Jabbas G string

from his viola.

Huttese "vioals" however

were never mentioned

for fear that

(edit: Crabbok beat me to the punch, so I changed my post)

Edited by DanDoulogos

Wookies and Ewoks

would feel intimidated.

It was actually