Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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the music thumped

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. The chromatogrameter blared

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and the bounty

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boggied with flare

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under the palms

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where seven trolls

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acquired a taste

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for steel. Twelve

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Ewoks danced with

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droids and a

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in golden heels.

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Sadly, droids cannot

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Dress like these

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Retro technicolor hippsters

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but speak millions

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of annoying languages.

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including Bocce and

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three others. Soon

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forty thousand Imperial

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strippers enter the

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Emperor's bachelor tv-show

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. Best. Orgy. Ever!

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The show got

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an expanded format

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Released on Beta