Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

congratulated He-man for

his 1987 movie

. He-man trolls persisted

on trolling He-man.

The phone rang

and R2D2 answered,

"The Bounty Hunter

is closing in!",

the caller yelled

. Eyes were rolled

down the corridor

. With little time

for He-man's escape.

He-man was deported.

to Equatorial Guinea

where he stayed.

doing missionary work

. He-man explodes completely!!!

Nothing...NOTHING remained!

Except Prince Adam,

which was molten

in a can

of baked beans

which vaporized him.

Edited by killakan

Luckily, the beans