Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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of "Tubthumping". This

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finally led to

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getting up again

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and on theme.

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He-man received flowers

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from his boyfriend.

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At Mos Eisley

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a thousand gerbils

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personally delivered them.

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With He-Man gone,

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the Cantina rejoiced.

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For a moment,

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then a sinister

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, lewd and open

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naked He-man came

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. The bounty hunter

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forged ahead regardless

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of the silliness.

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When He-Man came

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the earth shook

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so he left.

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Eventually, He-man forgot

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his car keys

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and came back.

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Meanwhile the Emperor