Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

The bounty hunter

hunted some bounty.

and ate it.

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The greatest Ninja

was Beyonce. Duh!

Meanwhile, in London

something lurked underground

- a blue police-box!

Dry wails exacerbated

the septic motif

of Darth Vader

as he sauntered

into the saloon

, lightsaber drawn, ready

to slice limes.

Vader's mojitos were

to die for....

laced with Trihexalophine1138

and fresh lime.

The bounty hunter

commented on Vader's

mixology technique, before

tasting and expiring

all his dates.

Vader's hand squeezed