Posted at Feb 7, 2016

The house lights

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were smashed like

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a perfectly good

Posted at Feb 8, 2016

Piñata. Glass fell

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like shattered dreams

Posted at Feb 8, 2016

on Donald Trump.

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The bounty hunter

Posted at Feb 8, 2016

was dismayed, yet

Posted at Feb 8, 2016

somewhat aroused. Eventually

Posted at Feb 8, 2016

someone trumped again

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Posted at Feb 8, 2016

, causing projectile vomiting.

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Puppy Monkey Baby

Posted at Feb 8, 2016

made more sense

Posted at Feb 8, 2016

didn't watch Super

Posted at Feb 9, 2016

Mario Brothers, but

Posted at Feb 9, 2016

instead pulled out

Posted at Feb 9, 2016

a VHS casette

Posted at Feb 9, 2016

of He-Man and

Posted at Feb 9, 2016

the bounty hunter

Posted at Feb 9, 2016

and pressed Play

Posted at Feb 9, 2016

. The tape ruptured.

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He-man came to

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the latex factory

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and thankfully expired.

Posted at Feb 9, 2016

But came back