Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Frosty little nibblers

, living nightmares made

Han and Chewie

tentatively opened the

can o whup-ass

on the 501st

MLP legion of

bronies. It was

a sausage fest

the likes of

no other. "Are

we really that

gay?" said Han

As he loosened

his grip on

Chewie's bowcaster, this

pleased everyone. Back

on Tantooine a

young Skywalker was

DJing for Jabba

the fat beats

rocked the Casaba

the hip melon

killed the party,

**** lousy DJ.