Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

for his lightsaber

was a look

of pure, unadulterated ....

sarcasm. The Ewok

covered in poo

took a bath.

The bath salts

had a bizarre

skin wrinkling effect

, and before he

knew it, his

skin was wrinkling

...in worrying places

and his hair

was quite wet

with wetness. Suddenly

the door opened

,Darth VADER SURVIVED!

Darth raised his ..

hand, high in

the Sith Salute.

He challenged Zurg

to a game

of ancient quoits

First, they must