Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

the giant triffid

. "Not again!" thought

Samuel El Jackson.

- smashing said plantpot.

Edited by WokeUpDead

The bounty hunter

yelled "MY GERANIUMS!"

and punched himself

in the crotch.

Where aphids dwelled.

His mark fled

laughing hysterically, then

a minion said

Wait! We forgot

about the whale!"

Which had previously

farted repugnant clouds

of greenhouse gases.

"Not so fast!"

, the bounty hunter

exclaimed while frantically

scraping soil from

knocked over geranium

held by Mace Windo (Does this count as two words? PM me)

He was not

impressed by your