Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

the photos proved.

also the tapes

of him stripping.

.. the paint from

his land speeder

wearing Leia's bikini.

Chewbacca was shaving

his womp rat

, which he called

Donald Trump Sphincter.

(it crapped everywhere)

. Luke's repainted speeder

Was pimped out

,but sadly, broken.

6red, 5green and

attempted rules breaches

. A green segnor's

casa with yellow

flowers growing on

Aunt Beru's skull.

Scary music began

as a shadow

drifted slowly into

a plant pot.

Moff Trachta realized