deep fried, and

salted Ewok scratchings.

Tasty, tasty ewoks..

chewy AND crunchy.

In the distance

a wookiee hiccuped.

Then several other

wookiees hiccuped nearby.

Mating season started

and everyone hiccuped.

while mating furiously,

David Attenborough filmed

hardcore wookie porn

but was sued

by Disney for

stealing their idea

. Sales skyrocketed though

China banned it.

Disney's prequel was

inexplicitly and genuinely

hilarious. It featured

goofy mousewoks & frozegans

singing catchy ditties

, one was titled:

"Ode to Constipation"