Posted at 2016-01-04 22:01:16+00:00

he slurped Ramen

Posted at 2016-01-04 22:39:35+00:00

gifted by Buddha

Posted at 2016-01-04 22:44:35+00:00

he felt happy

Posted at 2016-01-05 00:15:55+00:00

but also slightly

Posted at 2016-01-05 00:41:09+00:00

dizzy. He wondered

Posted at 2016-01-05 02:02:28+00:00

why he was

Posted at 2016-01-05 05:33:41+00:00

hearing voices. They

Posted at 2016-01-05 10:44:38+00:00

talk to him

Posted at 2016-01-05 10:52:47+00:00

about chimichangas and

Posted at 2016-01-05 11:07:16+00:00

burning things. He

Posted at 2016-01-05 11:24:46+00:00

craved hot sauce

Posted at 2016-01-05 11:32:01+00:00

on his chimichangas

Posted at 2016-01-05 12:06:29+00:00

, which explained the

Posted at 2016-01-05 12:13:04+00:00

curiously scorched underwear.

Posted at 2016-01-05 12:40:46+00:00

"Vikings fart proudly!"

Posted at 2016-01-05 15:02:09+00:00

Silent, but deadly.

Posted at 2016-01-05 19:07:51+00:00

Suddenly, twelve ninjas

Posted at 2016-01-05 19:46:42+00:00

armed with pillows

Posted at 2016-01-05 20:08:38+00:00

appeared from nowhere

Posted at 2016-01-06 00:41:52+00:00

and fell asleep.

Posted at 2016-01-06 00:43:51+00:00

A long time

Posted at 2016-01-06 01:01:18+00:00

had passed before

Posted at 2016-01-06 06:22:27+00:00

seven Ronin appeared

Posted at 2016-01-06 10:39:19+00:00

carrying lightsabers and

Posted at 2016-01-06 10:59:33+00:00

cream cheese bagels.