Kept missing Ewoks,

from point blank

with shotgun blasters

. The overevolved koalas

used oversized blasters

and sharp mango's!

to make kebabs

with barbequed mango's

. This tasty delicacy

was quite fruity.

Thor then proceeded

to ask himself

, "By Odin's beard

where's my mighty

thunder trouser cannon?"

"I'm sure I

left it here

on the refrigerator."

His stomach growled

. "Roast Ewok galore!"

"ARRGH! Who ate

all the f r o z e n

Anna and Else!!!"

"**** YOU LOKI!"

shouted Thor, as