Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

cast shadows over

Jabba his palace

and MIGHTY Sarlaac.

"Triangles = Star Destroyers!"

exclaimed Nephentur, unneccesarily.

Though meant friendly

. The ISDs descended

, causing Commander Shepard

to call "0800Vorlons"

. The call centre

Is closed weekends,

and was diverted

to the Emperor

who answered quickly

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Edited by Trevor Goodchild

"Something, something darkside",

Then the Halos

of the angels

harked the herald

Wrong number sorry

. Then the Stormtroopers

underwent remedial blaster

target practice for

nine straight hours.

They still sucked.