Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Smoke magic mushrooms

and eat smurfs.

The banjo music

twanged melodiously as

spoilers violently interrupted

the Spanish inquisition.

which nobody expected!

Painfully, he removed

the light sabre

scabbard from market

. What was I

thinking?......he thought

( :huh: )

Darth Claus won't

eat those children

raw. Only boiled!

Well sous vide

wasn't haute cuisine

, but Schwartz Kinder

Has a surprise

if you go

to Coruscant Mall

with food stamps

shaped like antelopes

with droopy antlers

. Those rare stamps