Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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Force-choked them

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50 shades of grey

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aliens, causing massive

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gruesome nauseatic responses!

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Santa Vader's elves,

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working all day,

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formed a union

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of marriage with

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bender the robot

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for great justice

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and FREE BEER!

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As He consumated

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with a toaster

Edited by Trevor Goodchild
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, the aforementioned nuptials

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were quite shocking.

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Nudge, nudge, wink

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say no more!

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The force awoke

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then hit "Snooze"

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and snored loudly

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This disturbed the

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small, yet vicious

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dwarf nuna population

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on planet Krypton

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where the nunas