Posted at 2015-12-13 20:41:01+00:00

Force-choked them

Posted at 2015-12-14 00:40:22+00:00

50 shades of grey

Posted at 2015-12-14 04:06:05+00:00

aliens, causing massive

Posted at 2015-12-14 06:47:42+00:00

gruesome nauseatic responses!

Posted at 2015-12-14 07:26:54+00:00

Santa Vader's elves,

Posted at 2015-12-14 09:55:51+00:00

working all day,

Posted at 2015-12-14 10:00:48+00:00

formed a union

Posted at 2015-12-14 11:26:06+00:00

of marriage with

Posted at 2015-12-14 14:30:23+00:00

bender the robot

Posted at 2015-12-14 14:56:03+00:00

for great justice

Posted at 2015-12-14 16:24:25+00:00

and FREE BEER!

Posted at 2015-12-14 17:41:21+00:00

As He consumated

Posted at 2015-12-14 19:38:34+00:00

with a toaster

Edited December 14, 2015 by Trevor Goodchild

Posted at 2015-12-15 16:03:34+00:00

, the aforementioned nuptials

Posted at 2015-12-15 16:15:03+00:00

were quite shocking .

Posted at 2015-12-15 16:27:45+00:00

Nudge, nudge, wink

Posted at 2015-12-15 19:21:14+00:00

say no more!

Posted at 2015-12-15 20:32:52+00:00

The force awoke

Posted at 2015-12-15 21:46:38+00:00

then hit "Snooze"

Posted at 2015-12-15 22:28:15+00:00

and snored loudly

Posted at 2015-12-15 22:51:41+00:00

This disturbed the

Posted at 2015-12-16 02:13:07+00:00

small, yet vicious

Posted at 2015-12-16 05:09:45+00:00

dwarf nuna population

Posted at 2015-12-16 12:43:00+00:00

on planet Krypton

Posted at 2015-12-16 17:01:23+00:00

where the nunas