Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

, but sour ale

with cocktail umbrellas

which was weird...

, but very refreshing

Edited by Cununculus

. The boobytrapped lambic

was enjoying the

dainty beer cocktail

This self indulgence

caused Cecil to

throw the beverage

all over Chewbacca

. The wet wookie

roared with savage

indigestion, then began

to violently belch

the theme to

"The Simple Life"

with Julie Andrews

dressed as a

Raging feral Teletubbie

along with Rambo's

little pesky cousin

Jean-Claude van Dagobah

. The singing ended

because Santa Vader