Posted at 2015-12-09 14:35:14+00:00

Before torpedo'ing biggs

Posted at 2015-12-09 15:35:07+00:00

. Biggs tried to

Posted at 2015-12-09 15:54:35+00:00

Awaken The Force

Posted at 2015-12-09 15:55:39+00:00

but it was

Posted at 2015-12-09 15:59:00+00:00

really, really high.

Posted at 2015-12-09 16:11:12+00:00

Darius posted something

Posted at 2015-12-09 16:53:06+00:00

weird and stupid

Posted at 2015-12-09 17:15:18+00:00

but mildly entertaining

Posted at 2015-12-09 18:38:15+00:00

. The Force reacted

Posted at 2015-12-09 18:51:55+00:00

, creating Darth Darius

Posted at 2015-12-09 18:53:53+00:00

. The wife's happy

Posted at 2015-12-09 19:13:30+00:00

with his Darthness

Posted at 2015-12-09 19:38:37+00:00

,re-naming it "pookie-ness"

Posted at 2015-12-09 20:07:59+00:00

and shouting "Fart"!

Posted at 2015-12-09 20:11:25+00:00

The eight elders

Posted at 2015-12-09 22:07:17+00:00

were NOT AMUSED

Posted at 2015-12-09 22:13:02+00:00

"FUS RO DAH"

Posted at 2015-12-10 13:46:01+00:00

they relented meekly.

Posted at 2015-12-10 14:54:19+00:00

The next day

Posted at 2015-12-10 18:30:20+00:00

two mysterious individuals

Posted at 2015-12-10 18:39:16+00:00

Mulder and Scully

Posted at 2015-12-10 18:39:59+00:00

were investigating Yoda's

Posted at 2015-12-10 21:51:36+00:00

dubious liver-eating habits.

Posted at 2015-12-11 06:44:27+00:00

Swallowed, he never

Posted at 2015-12-11 10:51:32+00:00

drank nice chianti