Posted at 2015-12-07 20:05:54+00:00

and a rhyming

Posted at 2015-12-07 21:11:23+00:00

poem about asparagus

Posted at 2015-12-07 22:22:53+00:00

and Brussel Sprouts

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. Oh green organic

Posted at 2015-12-08 10:16:12+00:00

dog treats, Chinese

Posted at 2015-12-08 10:45:22+00:00

New Year shall

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be the beginning

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of the end.

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Copious lamentations ensued.

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Then hysterical laughter.

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Meanwhile ice weasels

Posted at 2015-12-08 19:14:17+00:00

enjoyed a Curry

Posted at 2015-12-08 19:16:22+00:00

Curried kitten's tasted

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like bantha bile.

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with a side

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of dyspeptic relativism.

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but still yummy

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. The ice weasels

Posted at 2015-12-08 20:30:25+00:00

however, gnawing indiscriminately,

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found the plumbs

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to their distste

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, the side dishes

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were profoundly superior

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Guidance Chimp enjoyed

Edited December 9, 2015 by DariusAPB

Posted at 2015-12-09 14:18:49+00:00

some tasty bananas