Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Heaven, ****, purgatory.

“What the what?!!”

said Jango quizzically.

Frodo awoke sweating

literal bullets. “Ahhhhh!!”

"I was dreaming

of a white

Sithmas. It was

Amazing! I got

drunk and then

Killed my girlfriend's

pet Porg!” sang

the young Nelwyn.

At the Yule

tide Life Day

everyone was sporting

New iPhones bought

on credit. Sadly,

they were fake.

The Hutts produced

these with slave

Wookies squishing Porgs

On holidays. Elsewhere

Edited by RocketDarth

Porg-mush made

Ben Solo ill.