to their Aunts,
Three Word Story
Banthas. Especially the
nonsensical garbage this
Barbara! Please leave
The cantina after
dawn.
"Stardate 50893.5
Will be arriving
later than expected.
Palpatine’s present pile
was awfully meager
, measly, miserly, and
Annoyingly dark red
. Somewhere over the
Intercom, Palpatine quoted
his favorite movie:
"Yeah Baby! Yeah"
Austin Powers emerged
from primordial oooze
. A haggard old
Bagger he was
standing in front
of the Imperial
Porta potty's, with
lightsaber in hand.
He prepared to