Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

It was never

time to blast

music too loudly.

The elderly neighbors

had death rays

and probe droids

, and a cat.

Fearing the neighbors,

the neighbourhood kids

quietly crept past

the first challenge:

Vodka Motzaballs and

a nefarious mafia.

“Chug! Chug! Chug!”

One down, two

vodka meatballs remained.

But just then

the Bounty Hunter

from Ord Mantell

Tragically fell down

the sewer drain.

Only to find...

a large, brown

caca monster. "Not

nice.” He thought