It was never
Three Word Story
time to blast
music too loudly.
The elderly neighbors
had death rays
and probe droids
, and a cat.
Fearing the neighbors,
the neighbourhood kids
quietly crept past
the first challenge:
Vodka Motzaballs and
a nefarious mafia.
“Chug! Chug! Chug!”
One down, two
vodka meatballs remained.
But just then
the Bounty Hunter
from Ord Mantell
Tragically fell down
the sewer drain.
Only to find...
a large, brown
caca monster. "Not
nice.” He thought