But Buttington's butt
Three Word Story
tooted a tune
so entrancing and
Edited by Force Majeurehaunting, Chirp escaped
to smirk another
butt-ingly good smile.
Edited by gryffindorhouseChewie stood dejectedly
, aimed his bowcaster,
wiped a tear,
and shot Buttington
between the cheeks.
"Right in the
rusty bullet hole!
" Exclaimed the shocked
forum moderators, reaching
their warning butt-ons
Penalty!

Unneccesary hyphenation
was their charge.
Secretly, Count Chirpa
poisoned the charmoula
with words, "Kiss
Edited by gryffindorhouselip synced their
back catalog reluctantly
!", he cried, "I
curse thee Wookiee!"