Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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The searing heat

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cooked the steak

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to perfection. "Ketchup!"

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"Bantha needs Ketchup!!"

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exclaimed Jek Porkins.

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"Me want KETCHUP!!!",

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"Sorry, only Cat-sup..."

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A bemused chef

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sharpened his knife

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on the skull

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of a bantha

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. "He didn't like

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Or possibly loved

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the Bounty Hunter

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" muttered the Chef.

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"But he loved

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you Jek Porkins."

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"Here--hold this,"

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The gleaming knife

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looked strangely familiar

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. It had cut

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the cheese earlier,

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loudly and odiferously.

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"This looks strangely

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familiar..." he mused.