Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

like a Sarlacc

eating a Mandalorian

, as is custom

for old jedi

To do. Yoda

pulled something green

from under his

radical Trapper Keeper

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. A crayon that

sparked a passion

for drawing pictures

of Kermit and

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Miss Piggy wearing

sexy Jedi underwear

.

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Secretly he hoped

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she was his

blind date tonight.

Alas it wasn't

, instead Rey appeared.

"Luke's daughter you

will pretend to

not be hmmm?"

She stabbed at

Yoda with a

finger, "Don't tell