Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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El Guapo. Remarkably

El Guapo.jpg

Edited by Force Majeure
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it missed wide.

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So wide, in-fact

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it actually hit

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Khan Noonien Singh

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who got chills

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Here goes it

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," Thought Yoda briefly.

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while force choking

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a Sith chicken

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which clucked off

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a force egg

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into a hot

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steaming pile of

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corned beef hash.

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The yolk broke

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hearts and minds

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being a horrific

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waste of food.

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"Hmmm choking I

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am bad at,"

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mused Yoda while

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eating corned beef

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tacos with ketchup.

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Then he burped