said jealously, then
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he kissed Chewbacca
who bit him
for his transgression.
The Bounty Hunter
quickly ran to
Han's aid and
shaved his Wookiee.
Bald wookies look
like a plucked
pink-stemmed tulip
with sharp teeth.
Everyone pointed, laughing
at his moles
, one shaped like
a big moon.
"That's no moon!",
force ghost Kenobi
eerily exclaimed, shocking
the bald Chewbacca
into an embarrassing
situation with pee.
"And what's that
got to do
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