Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Their 'Oklahoma' was

really really bad.

Amanaman loved knitting

itchy woolen underpants

for Jabba's retinue

Which explained Gamorrean

discomfort and stupidity.

Bib Fortuna's tuna

salad was garnished

with geonosan jam

and a favorite

jogan fruit coulis

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

for added flavor.

Lobot's eyes opened

and beheld a

dingleberry hanging from

a baby bantha's

daddy's matted posterior

"delicious" he thought

and quickly snatched

a purse from

General Leia, who

kissed her brother.

"Stop it now

you two," Han