Their 'Oklahoma' was
Three Word Story
really really bad.
Amanaman loved knitting
itchy woolen underpants
for Jabba's retinue
Which explained Gamorrean
discomfort and stupidity.
Bib Fortuna's tuna
salad was garnished
with geonosan jam
and a favorite
jogan fruit coulis
Edited by Trevor Goodchildfor added flavor.
Lobot's eyes opened
and beheld a
dingleberry hanging from
a baby bantha's
daddy's matted posterior
"delicious" he thought
and quickly snatched
a purse from
General Leia, who
kissed her brother.
"Stop it now
you two," Han