Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

by a cigarette.

. Yaddle and Yoda

were off to

see the wizard,

the wonderful wizard

of Jedha, whose

Bor-Gullet read thoughts

betrayed his true

D&D character alignment

... chaotic neutral. Crazy

thoughts entered Yaddle's

sub-conscious, causing her

face to blush

like a ripe

desert plum. This

night was going

badly for the

audience, bemused by

amateur antics that

were confusing for

simple nerf herders

. This brought out

Cassian Andor's blaster

, which he aimed

at the back