Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

right across the

Kessel run in

less than fourteen

Edited by Force Majeure

parsecs. Han was

not impressed by

his own death

"Too Oedipal!", he

muttered, spinning midair

to decapitate a

chicken duck headed

jackalope. A perplexed

Captain Phasma remarked;

"The alert will

not be televised!"

Edited by BlodVargarna

"Instead, we'll screen...

two hours of

Jar Jar karaoke.

"Good God!" muttered

Max Rebo - outraged

because his band

could only play

Pokemon on Sundays

. On Saturdays; however,

was X-Wing night

but they only