Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

fresh sarlacc droppings

. What's your excuse?"

Calrissian shrugged indifferently.

Suddenly, tiny Stromtroopers

fired tiny blasters

at tiny Tuskens

on tiny Tattooine!

Regular Vader giggled

"The stormtrooper nerf

went too far.

Sheeve's gonna be

thrown down the

water slide singing

Hanson's 'Mmm Bop'."

"Biddy bop" hummed

a droid named

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

HK47, while firing

a troublesome employee

for posting pictures

of his holidays

on Scariff. Coincidentally,

in the pictures

HK's girlfriend was

exposing her motivator

. Chopper's wheel extended.