Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

at the lack

of Imperial mimes

at Cloud City.

She bellowed, "How

much wood would

Edited by CartoonRabbit

a wookiee cook

in her treehouse?"

She promptly fell

off the wagon

, into Palpatine's arms.

"I'll show you

my limited edition

Hello Kitty pyjamas

and matching lingerie.

" teased the emperor.

His gnarled toes

had long toenails

polished and painted

to resemble jewels.

"You little sleemo,

share your plunder

." chided Hondo Ohnaka

. "Otherwise, there'll be

a bloody ballroom!"

Muder on the