Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

from dancing like

Yoda doing battle

with a seagull.

Edited by BlodVargarna

"Oh Annie, we

forgot the crackers!"

Begrudgingly, Anakin was

reminded of sand.

Unsurprisingly he reacted

by eating boogers.

"I miss Shmi

more or less,

these days less."

Edited by TasteTheRainbow

Sometimes Salacious Crumb

ferociously bit Jabba's

discarded moist towlettes

, since they tasted

of salted womprats.

Edited by Force Majeure

´´Peach flavoured womprats!´´

A unique cocktail

, thought Grevious, spinning

in his grave.

Dengar belly laughed

until his bandages

tickled Wedge's Antilles.

Aunt Tilles frowned