Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

promptly ate the

general's hasenpfeffer. "Heavens!"

The taste was

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sublime, unsurpassed by

Aunt Beru's blue

milk ice cream

sandwiches. Meanwhile over

dinner and drinks,

they plotted the

Resistance's downfall when

out of nowhere

a 6' Ugnaught

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broke into song

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."I just gotta

deafen everyone and

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Ninja'd

---GOTTA BE MEEEEEE!!!"

The crowd went

apoplectic with rage

and began throwing

blue milk jugs

into neat piles.

Padme clapped idiotically

as was custom.

Meanwhile, her fetuses

and toeses ached